footloose

So I know it's late (9:50pm is the new 1:50am) but I just had a revelation: Putting your feet up and kicking your shoes off, is one of the best, most relaxing feelings ever. Even though my feet are up, as previously stipulated, and the pressure is off of their balls (always nice), the relaxtion teapot isn't whistling until the shoes come off. (not like when the gloves come off). I can't really explain what does it, but I'm not truly relaxed until the last shoe drops (I love puns, it's true).

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Did I say 'relaxation teapot'?

Goodnight.